I'm being watched!
Still not crazy, and I’m not paranoid. There are people following me. They look completely ordinary, but they’re hanging around outside my house and my office. When I try to go up and talk to them, something always gets in my way – a car, a trashcan, a damned pigeon – and then they’re gone before I can reach them. Why? Why are they following me? I know what they’re doing – I’m a PI, for cripes’ sake. I can spot a stake-out when I see it.
My head hurts so bad, and I can’t sleep anymore. I’m going to the doctor this afternoon.
Be careful Mikey. You don't know who these people are.
Just remember, some of us are your friends.
I'd say keep a watchful eye, but maintain your distance, who knows what these people would do if they feel backed into a corner...I hope the doctor helps.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get you...on the other hand, if you are paranoid, how can you tell? Objective vs subjective. My advice is...if something always prevents you from working out if what you think is real or imagined, stop trying, stop caring if they watch you or not. If it's your own mind putting up blocks, then you'll stop seeing people watching you...if it's real then you'll still see them...but who cares? Let them watch you, you're not doing anything wrong are you? Let them waste their time.
Better still...make a game of it. Give 'em a show! Take control of your life and use your skills to lead them a merry dance. Have some fun at sad people's expense! Leave them obscure clues that lead them down never-ending, red-herring alleyways!
They feck with your mind, feck 'em back!
Have fun!